THE LAWS OF MARFA
ANNOUNCEMENTS
As of September 1, 2003, The Marfa Lights will no longer be appearing on Tuesdays and Sundays.
Tuesday has been added to Sunday as being one of the Lord's days. He may also be taking Wednesday, although we're not exactly sure as to His plans on this.
The train does not stop. Be aware at all times.
The west side of town uses water on odd days. The east side uses water on even days. Thursdays nobody uses water.
LAWS
- If an underage kid asks you to buy cigarettes, and you say no, you could be arrested
- You are not allowed to look at--or even see--your own urine
- Swearing is fine
- No clothing or jewelry for dogs
- No running
- If you have dietary restrictions you must wear a button that says what they are at all times outside the house.
For example: "vegetarian", "sometimes cheese", "only flesh", "rabbit-free" Inside the house you must wear a special hat
- City taxes must be paid in cash, exact change only. Slide it under the door
- If you can't afford a truck you must use a horse. No cars allowed
- Saying "Barfa" is illegal and not even funny
- Sex is not permitted on any sculptures made by Donald Judd
- No starting of brush fires
CONTACT
If you have questions or concerns, please feel free to contact us:
Marfa Police Department
113 N Highland, Marfa
(432) 729-4393